Para 56
by SalgadoImpact
Para-suicide. Cacáo as a death plant dangling from its own branch to Edmundo Rivero's bottomless baritone on that favorite Argentine tango - Sur... about changing countries & dying dreams.
Appearance 4.2 / 5
Color: | dried mud brown; blushed in orange |
Surface: | flakes, dust, chips, scratches |
Temper: | absorbent opaque sheen (big butter content) |
Snap: | sharp for 56% w/ sound edge wall integrity (attributable in part to thick mold) |
Aroma 4.8 / 10
kick-ball BMX-style: high-bouncing rubber all over it like Goodyear™ on tires -> latex -> vinyl -> petroleum by-products -> coffee grounds... obvious side-of-the-road drying then pulled in when the rains came to be mechanically propane-dried
Mouthfeel 12 / 15
Texture: | powder fortress |
Melt: | soft butter eventually rolls on nicely (lone redeeming feature) |
Flavor 15.2 / 50
dusty baseline cocoa -> glimpses latent red cajú fruit -> instantly devolves to squash & then the bomb bay doors open over fields of rubber -> asphalt -> metal propane tank -> burning diesel -> chocolate struggles in vain to escape the fumes -> sugar the fire dept dousing the flames -> brazil nut brownie suicide -> expires over smoldering coffee grounds
Quality 2.1 / 20
Leaves one speechless for all the wrong reasons. Everything that could possibly go bad does. Comparing this to another chocolate from Pará Brazil - Tomé-Açu – would be offensive to that bar’s maker (Scharffen Berger). A step backward for Brazilian cacáo. So horrific it must be infected with Black Pod Disease & deserves to be labeled ”Forestero”, an abandoned term that insults cacáo sourced originally from the Amazon. Add poor post-harvest (an especially brutal drying), then over-roasted & under-conched... the list can grow & grow but best to drop it altogether & just walk away from the scene of the diease because there’s absolute zero glory in this gory carnage. 2 points in this category for the cacáo butter.
ING: sugar, cocoa mass, cacáo butter, lecithin; CBS (Cocoa-Butter-Sugar ratio) ~ 2:4:5
ING: sugar, cocoa mass, cacáo butter, lecithin; CBS (Cocoa-Butter-Sugar ratio) ~ 2:4:5