Mò Cày au Lait
by Vietcacao
Impact
Dr. Valentine Love counsels patients that every now & then it's necessary to indulge in all the senses.
This bar can get you in the mood... yeah, set the lights down low a bit (a little dark but not too dark... that's for later). Take your S.O. deep into your arms, in a full embrace, while penetrating deep into their eyes, reaching right into their heart to buckle the knees & floor 'em in a swoon of elation while nibbling gently on the ear as you whisper & they sigh 'hmmm, what's that you're wearing?
Disrobed but not disarmed, a bar that just milks it.
This bar can get you in the mood... yeah, set the lights down low a bit (a little dark but not too dark... that's for later). Take your S.O. deep into your arms, in a full embrace, while penetrating deep into their eyes, reaching right into their heart to buckle the knees & floor 'em in a swoon of elation while nibbling gently on the ear as you whisper & they sigh 'hmmm, what's that you're wearing?
I got nothing on, hun-nayCut, cut. These sophomore lines are going nowhere. We want drama; not masturbatory splooge.
Touché. I mean that dank... what up with dat, some toilet de kanye?'
It's Mò Cày.
OK? Huh, wha'?
Suga' cube, I'm wearing nothing but Mò Cày au Lait.
Olé, that whachamacallit is tap-dancing on me ala some ballet.
And ya can't take that off, babé.
Disrobed but not disarmed, a bar that just milks it.
Appearance 3.7 / 5
| Color: | vulva brown |
| Surface: | crevices & voids |
| Temper: | worn |
| Snap: | aches just like a... |
Aroma 8.3 / 10
cheesequake factory -- graham cracker crust, Sainte-andré filling, + a floral-hazelnut cream top
Mouthfeel 13.8 / 15
| Texture: | buxom choc'tox |
| Melt: | oh-so-very-slow |
Flavor 43.9 / 50
instant caramel hard on the heels of thick, dense milk rising to cream levels, carrying mounds of dried mulberries -> graham crackers from the Aroma sets up wafers in the taste -> recessed green pea -> oud (picked up in the 70% that forms this bar's base couverture) & a piercing vanilla bean (none added) sticks the finish
Quality 16.1 / 20
No light-weight diva. Lays it on heavy. Bring a pal (for palate) & come prepared to work. Oral, manual & otherwise... bring it, including the strongest body part of all -- the thigh muscle. Physical.
INGREDIENTS: sugar, whole milk, cocoa butter, cocoa mass
Reviewed February 14, 2013
INGREDIENTS: sugar, whole milk, cocoa butter, cocoa mass
Reviewed February 14, 2013