Johe
by Friis HolmImpact
Johe, pronounced 'yo hey'... put the hands in the air... feel the sway... yo, hey... hey, ho... for no good reason... just the new aerobics... nutts-to-butts y'all... with the ice & the bubbles, pimpin' this slab with as many zeros after it.
Johe... goin' thru the motions.
Johe... goin' thru the motions.
Appearance 4 / 5
Color: | pale rouge |
Surface: | oops, manufacturer forgot to scrub off the "Bonnat Chocolate" embossing |
Temper: | more than the economy experiences a recession |
Snap: | boom |
Aroma 7.7 / 10
initially flat & unresponsive
comes to with dramatic tension between a compote vs. compost that dips into an inkwell
once fully airborne molasses / tobacco / sapote slather on a thin layer
comes to with dramatic tension between a compote vs. compost that dips into an inkwell
once fully airborne molasses / tobacco / sapote slather on a thin layer
Mouthfeel 12.9 / 15
Texture: | standard smooth |
Melt: | uneventful |
Flavor 31.7 / 50
ample fudge quickly beats a retreat into cream ganache -> coffee -> gets lost in the woods (blackwood / Gliricidia sepium) against a black molasses sky which obscures the path to an equally bleak / dark dead-end leavened only by white cane acting as a thin ribbon of midnight sun
Quality 12.3 / 20
Cousin & companion to Barba + a raft of other "varietals" so designated by Xoco Gourmet based on imprecise phenotype (appearance) rather than more definite genotype (genetics).
This chocolate lacks any uniquely identifiable characteristics. The Johe type a green-ripened-to-yellow nippled-apex pod with semi-warty skin that belongs in the generalized Amelonado crossbreed family of Central America.
If these are the kind of seedlings which Xoco plants in the millions across the countryside, then they might pose a risk, potentially a hazard, to traditional landraces (old time cacáo) that will lose the battle to this army of proliferating upstarts. From the vantage of species conservation, it presents a grave concern; doubly so for mediocre flavor outcomes (which could be related to post-harvest as much as genetics).
Let's hope this bar is an unrepresentative batch & better results await improved preparations.
INGREDIENTS: cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter
Reviewed July 17, 2013
This chocolate lacks any uniquely identifiable characteristics. The Johe type a green-ripened-to-yellow nippled-apex pod with semi-warty skin that belongs in the generalized Amelonado crossbreed family of Central America.
If these are the kind of seedlings which Xoco plants in the millions across the countryside, then they might pose a risk, potentially a hazard, to traditional landraces (old time cacáo) that will lose the battle to this army of proliferating upstarts. From the vantage of species conservation, it presents a grave concern; doubly so for mediocre flavor outcomes (which could be related to post-harvest as much as genetics).
Let's hope this bar is an unrepresentative batch & better results await improved preparations.
INGREDIENTS: cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter
Reviewed July 17, 2013