Colombia Tumaco
India
Peru
Madagascar
by RidgewoodImpact
Appearance 3.2 / 5
Color: | black tar |
Surface: | lumpy backside wales & rivulets |
Temper: | ominous onyx |
Snap: | closed |
Aroma 1.4 / 10
Colombia Tumaco
heavy charring
coal
robusto coffee
fried peanut brittle
India
Ditto (as the Colombia Tumaco above) + speck of cinnamon cuts the air
Peru
Ditto
Madagascar
Ditto
heavy charring
coal
robusto coffee
fried peanut brittle
India
Ditto (as the Colombia Tumaco above) + speck of cinnamon cuts the air
Peru
Ditto
Madagascar
Ditto
Mouthfeel 9.3 / 15
Texture: | sand with occasionally Nib frags |
Melt: | quik & dry |
Flavor 7.5 / 50
Colombia Tumaco:
direct transfer of the Aromatics, simply stronger with a dose of gas & soot to boot which smothers any trace of a nuance
India
Ditto (as the Colombia Tumaco above) except sweeter (loquat) & more gaseous & more bitter (betel); cinnamon listed on the label but virtually undetectable
Peru
black coffee, 2 sugars
Madagascar
sourdough charcoal
direct transfer of the Aromatics, simply stronger with a dose of gas & soot to boot which smothers any trace of a nuance
India
Ditto (as the Colombia Tumaco above) except sweeter (loquat) & more gaseous & more bitter (betel); cinnamon listed on the label but virtually undetectable
Peru
black coffee, 2 sugars
Madagascar
sourdough charcoal
Quality 10.3 / 20
Bonfire chocolate. Whether roasted long ‘n strong or short ‘n torched, this just burnt beyond recognition. If a campfire sing-a-long, the sticks holding the marshmallows would be incinerated along with them (perhaps the tents too).
Nothing left but to call the sanitation dept.
Sorry.
In actuality, stovetop pan-roasted; toasted to a charred crisp for easy peeling. A method reinforced by glowing Yelp! reviews. So much for Yelp! reviews. Seriously, this isn't chocolate, it's charcoal.
(10 points in this Quality Section a homage to decent if desecrated cocoa beans from Uncommon Cacao.)
INGREDIENTS: cocoa mass, sugar
Reviewed January 16, 2019
Nothing left but to call the sanitation dept.
Sorry.
In actuality, stovetop pan-roasted; toasted to a charred crisp for easy peeling. A method reinforced by glowing Yelp! reviews. So much for Yelp! reviews. Seriously, this isn't chocolate, it's charcoal.
(10 points in this Quality Section a homage to decent if desecrated cocoa beans from Uncommon Cacao.)
INGREDIENTS: cocoa mass, sugar
Reviewed January 16, 2019