Milk Chocolate
by A. Korkunov
Impact
Sugar bombs rarely taste this good... sweet & tacky like that for midnight cravings & satisfying the fix.
Appearance 2.2 / 5
| Color: | dirty brown milk |
| Surface: | surface of the moon |
| Temper: | hazy grey atmosphere |
| Snap: | crumbles |
Aroma 4.1 / 10
vinyl -> scalded milk -> burnt cocoa; discarded trash on the rubdown
Mouthfeel 10.3 / 15
| Texture: | starts life as a gobstopper-turned-to-pudding... |
| Melt: | ... settles as a firm pillow stuffed in the mouth |
Flavor 43.9 / 50
chocolate milk -> malt -> caramel (plasticene & freeze-dried) -> higher malt / pure malt ball -> croissant -> creamed ending
Quality 18 / 20
Inferior industrial-matter – practically hazmat - gets huge results. Who can fault that?