Milk Chocolate
by Chocolove
Impact
Finely-conched for Milk Chocolate is all smoke & mirrors in the flavor dept. Taste & texture harken to stale Santas in February.
Appearance 4.3 / 5
| Color: | sublime cashmere |
| Surface: | high steel plate |
| Temper: | mottled sea foam |
| Snap: | great crumble, no snap |
Aroma 2.8 / 10
burnt paraffin under spoiled scalded milk & rottten high-fructose corn syrup
Mouthfeel 10.2 / 15
| Texture: | smooth but no spread over the palate |
| Melt: | fleeting fast & watery |
Flavor 29.7 / 50
aggressive wax ‘n sugar starter -> light toasted milk middle -> surprising spice burn (nice cinnamon back) -> caramel -> light steel & machine oil finish
Quality 8.3 / 20
Tired, harsh... almost high-fructose corn syrup burn with little-to-no chocolate flavor / savor: dairy ending tastes of canned, out-of-date condensed milk standing against a paltry percentage of cocoa mass (CBS ~1:3:4).