Impact
A knuckle dragger playing with a sugar bomb. After the explosion detonates, he thinks to himself: "Oh, baby, that’s a sweet candy... with an odd smell of the inside of a doll’s head after her little brother rips it off."
Appearance 4 / 5
nice rustic hand-dipped / hand-poured look
nice rustic hand-dipped / hand-poured look
| Color: | clean ivory |
| Surface: | good but brittle |
| Temper: | very matte |
| Snap: | harsh & hollow |
Aroma 3.1 / 10
Vibram shoe soles, soured cheese wiz, & powdered dry milk
Mouthfeel 12.9 / 15
| Texture: | smooth White w/ textural heft |
| Melt: | passing so fast & even like Bono on a bicycle singing in a blur "where the streets have no names" |
Flavor 27.8 / 50
stable white chocolate -> sooo much sugar milk solids in the batch -> odd rubber-band back, (no, really) come stampeding forward to annihilate any rich cocoa butter -> stale processed cheese ->aluminum -> after all that….a really nice/ under-ripe tart mango.
Quality 13.8 / 20
Odd but fun; good structure, very natural/fruit forward & lovely mouth feel. Gotta respect Coppeneur’s dedication to pure, but do ALL your homework guys, i.e., roast, conch, blend, temper AND TASTE.