Impact
For white chocolate, El Rey & Vestri are clearly the originals, & Amedei’s just a backup copy.
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Appearance 4.1 / 5
Color: | albino |
Surface: | baby’s bottom |
Temper: | intemperate – absorbs shine |
Snap: | a lambswool blanket has more snap; jagged Dover Cliffs on the snap wall |
Aroma 7.2 / 10
milk 'n honey; Marc Anthony could smell Cleopatra (or J. Lo) drinking it in her bath
Mouthfeel 14.1 / 15
Texture: | butter fat cream |
Melt: | hunk o' honeycomb |
Flavor 41.3 / 50
infant formula: milk + sugar w/ extra casein & whey -> alfalfa honey... wells up a gust of white rockrose before draining into vanilla sinkhole
Quality 16.7 / 20
Maintains integrity despite deodorized cacáo butter. Temporary sugar pacifier. Soon the burps, burbles, & drivel lead to a tasty emetic.