Impact
Appearance 3.2 / 5
| Color: | Jade? Ok, fuzzywuzzy brown jade |
| Surface: | scuffed & battered |
| Temper: | matte |
| Snap: | has some moan, doubly so considering it’s milk |
Aroma 8 / 10
caramel, milk cream, butterscotch toffee, cinnamon flints, cocoa dust; trace bark
Mouthfeel 11.1 / 15
| Texture: | beeswax |
| Melt: | tiring |
Flavor 44.7 / 50
gigantic spiced caramel w/ metallic limestone back edge -> cream supreme -> cinnamon / cardamom -> chocolate cake
Quality 16.9 / 20
A durable good; that metallic opening suggests possibly dutching but given the surprising overll breadth, it's probably leaking machine grease. No fear for the lime-stone adds steely brightness to slow caramel taffy.