Milk Choc
by Noi Sirius
Impact
From the land of fire & ice... this the iced-Sanjaya of Chocolate: entertainment you learn to accept. Would make a great White Chocolate.
Appearance 3 / 5
a sickly block ya just gotta show the love for; each & every one of its 3 points in this category is a gift of donating to what appears a homeless orphan
a sickly block ya just gotta show the love for; each & every one of its 3 points in this category is a gift of donating to what appears a homeless orphan
| Color: | artificial rub-on tan; FDC dye #whatthefuckisthis????? |
| Surface: | repeating Warhol pop-pattern of “Sirius, Sirius, Sirius” as if it can’t be serious |
| Temper: | dull polyurethane |
| Snap: | despondent & broken-hearted |
Aroma 5.1 / 10
cat milk / pap (watered down milk & white bread) -> rubber ball -> lemon trace
Mouthfeel 13.2 / 15
| Texture: | gummy bear turned cuddly fleshy bear |
| Melt: | literally grows on you & never really melts away |
Flavor 40.6 / 50
screeching metallic-minerals -> long drone plastic caramel -> mold -> curdled milk spot -> pencil eraser then... whoa... cinnamon! -> butterscotch... who could’ve thought
Quality 14.8 / 20
Way out there in orbit with Sirius Satellite radio. The milk must be truly different in Iceland, which maybe accounts for that whole nation’s lovable quirkiness. A respectable CBS ratio of ~ 2:3:3 adds heft to its character. Given the provenance (the country hardly has much of a chocolate tradition), Sugar Cubes from Iceland now stands for more than just a band... this will equally rock your face off.