Red Fire (Sugar-Free)
by VosgesImpact
Appearance 4.7 / 5
Color: | dark umber for a 62% |
Surface: | good impression; thick ‘n meaty |
Temper: | another waxed blowjob from Vosges |
Snap: | hushed (all those sunflower lecithin molecules get in the way) |
Aroma 6.4 / 10
spices rubbed into bacon grease -> finished off by Pledge™ furniture polish
Mouthfeel 9.5 / 15
Texture: | powdered as a hot cocoa mix |
Melt: | quik w/ poor dispersion |
Flavor 38.6 / 50
respectable chocolate tannins -> maltitol coolness meets Red Hots (ancho + chipotle backed by cinnamon) -> good burn... even nice after taste
Quality 15.9 / 20
Vosges finally backs off the sweet stuff & lets consumers taste the chocolate. Commercial candy at best, & at its best. Someone in the company must’ve had an off-day & furtively got a decent eating-bar out to the public... sugar free or not.
ING: cocoa mass, maltitol, cocoa butter, lecithin, vanilla, ancho & chipotle peppers, cinnamon
ING: cocoa mass, maltitol, cocoa butter, lecithin, vanilla, ancho & chipotle peppers, cinnamon