John Kelly
Impact
Presentation 4.8 / 5
solid cube of gold-foiled bullion wrapped around enrobed 'truffle fudge'
Aromas 2.7 / 5
mall candy-bomb: explosion of fake-fruit / sunburst skittles
Textures/Melt 9.2 / 10
Shells: | thick & soft |
Centers: | Nestlé / Borden: heavy evaporated milk dosed w/ sugar for sclerotic condensed milk FXs |
Flavor 21.8 / 50
direct download from aroma; emasculated cocoa needs to grow a new set of pods - absolutely no balls left, let alone any heft - leaving chocolate so bland it never gets in the way of other ingredients; instead just a conduit for sugar-pumped flavorings
Quality 12.4 / 30
Bagged product, deli-style, right between the spam & the baloney.
Selections
Couverture: | Peter's Semi-Sweet |
Raspberry - a pink thing... raspberry sugar 'n cream
Orange - rowdy citrus rips into a soft-salt on its way to rolling up caramel tones
Orange - rowdy citrus rips into a soft-salt on its way to rolling up caramel tones