The H - Box
Impact
Presentation 2.2 / 5
dime store
shrink wrapped; plastic trays
mass production shapes & glazes
shrink wrapped; plastic trays
mass production shapes & glazes
Aromas 3.8 / 5
convincing enough to overcome the Presentation woes
Textures/Melt 5.1 / 10
| Shells: | cardboard |
| Centers: | a mess |
Flavor 30.4 / 50
One indistinct piece after another, the sum total just blurs together
Quality 15.8 / 30
Every hotel, even luxe ones, have a servants & maids quarters. And there the tuck-in service includes a box of spuds for what looks, smells, tastes, & feels outsourced.
It's beneath Hotel Chocolat to have this clap-trap on the premises, let alone released to the public.
It's beneath Hotel Chocolat to have this clap-trap on the premises, let alone released to the public.
Selections
| Couverture: |
Soft Caramel -- generica
Nutty Caramel -- knocks then pulls the fillings out of the teeth; but enough sugar, cream, nuts to be a real go-go crowd-getter
Cherry Deluxe -- nothing identifiable whatsoever other than the Texture of the cherry skin
Licorice Caramel -- mehkay
Many other piecess included in this box… too many in fact (for a full listing, click image upper right). Simply not worth the teeth enamel to finish this unless someone wants cavity fillings to speak back evil to them about chocolate.
Reviewed February 10, 2015
Nutty Caramel -- knocks then pulls the fillings out of the teeth; but enough sugar, cream, nuts to be a real go-go crowd-getter
Cherry Deluxe -- nothing identifiable whatsoever other than the Texture of the cherry skin
Licorice Caramel -- mehkay
Many other piecess included in this box… too many in fact (for a full listing, click image upper right). Simply not worth the teeth enamel to finish this unless someone wants cavity fillings to speak back evil to them about chocolate.
Reviewed February 10, 2015