Summertime, & the living is... sweaty. Heat waves roil East Coast USA where Potomac Chocolate operates. When appetites slacken, causing mere chocolatiers to shutdown or at least slow down, & the going gets really hot, the pros actually turn up the heat. That means Potomac flies right into the midst of the worst of it to transport the payload. And beat it with plenty of thermo-shield to spare. (Except for maintaining objectivity, this act alone would deserve an extra bonus point right out of the box.) Thanks to its bravery, the bars are delivered safely, then ensconced inside the 3CV (Climate-Controlled Chocolate Vault) where analysts in white smocks investigate their contents.

There could be a reason why everyone in this custodial chain goes to such lengths: to arouse everybody’s C-spot™ with exopheromones – those chemical signals sent out to seduce the human species.

Chocolate is, after all, a vital part of the orgasm diet. The 4-Food Groups may actually consist of more than White Chocolate, Milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate & Flavored Chocolate but Marrena Lindberg, author of The Orgasm Diet, serves it up naughty but nice that Big Brown jumps the libido, solidifying its rep as an aphrodisiac. Dopamine found in high quality / high cacáo-content chocolate especially improves female libido, while its theobromine increases stamina, guys... without the unpleasant sides of Cialis’ 4-hour ‘can’t-get-this-thing-to-drop-down’ hydraulics.

Even women suffering from anorgasmia (inability to get off) often reach climax after just 2 weeks on a chocolate meal plan. And for those already “feeling it”, a strong bar raises the frequency & intensity even more.

Potomac Chocolate: might just be the staff of life.