Pineapple Chili
by MānoaImpact
The beaches of Hawai'i make ideal conditions for "singing sands" & "barking sands".
This bar simulates them.
This bar simulates them.
Appearance 3.5 / 5
Color: | gold 'n reddened-brown |
Surface: | pineapple studs on the back |
Temper: | a nucleated mess (plastic wrapper transfer) |
Snap: | snubbed |
Aroma 6.7 / 10
initial inhale pretty vacant
then a tropical fruit waft with Dole canned pineapple syrup that sticks / stinks of glued paste (good for a sniffing high?)
airs out goat sausage
then a tropical fruit waft with Dole canned pineapple syrup that sticks / stinks of glued paste (good for a sniffing high?)
airs out goat sausage
Mouthfeel 13.3 / 15
Texture: | knobby & sandy |
Melt: | a drips 'n drags / fits 'n starts funhouse |
Flavor 41 / 50
Milk Choc hit right off the springboard -> pineapple concentrate -> goat tang 'n hoof kicks over a can of pepper spray & starts crop-dusting the cocoa & the citrus -> salt puts the final kibosh on chocolate & spikes pineapple with a 2nd wind as well as relieves / takes the edge off the goat brew, relegating it into shadowy bitterness -> reverberates an excellent smoked-paprika back + flashes of ginger & cinnamon -> everlasting bromeliads
Quality 16.3 / 20
A lot of goings on.
Mānoa drops the cacáo-count down some 6% from its prone Dark-Milk base & sweetens the package with more sugar & dried pineapple offset / neutralized by salt & chili.
Bit of a gimmick... doesn't quite know when to quit. And why stop there? Why not add potatoes &/or hempseed for a ready-to-eat meal?
It all works somehow... in a mad weirding food-scientist kind of way. As though the Rube Goldberg contraption were a kitchen appliance churning out Rubik's Cubes of this bar.
Inventive.
Reviewed December 19, 2012
Mānoa drops the cacáo-count down some 6% from its prone Dark-Milk base & sweetens the package with more sugar & dried pineapple offset / neutralized by salt & chili.
Bit of a gimmick... doesn't quite know when to quit. And why stop there? Why not add potatoes &/or hempseed for a ready-to-eat meal?
It all works somehow... in a mad weirding food-scientist kind of way. As though the Rube Goldberg contraption were a kitchen appliance churning out Rubik's Cubes of this bar.
Inventive.
Reviewed December 19, 2012