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You know you have it. We all do. No, not that… but Valentine’s Day – that special date when humanity, engaged in a conspiracy of love, feels compelled to give heart-shaped boxes to prove our affection. Break-up from Godiva or the “raw” bar loaded up with pathogens, & that clinical-Cassanova geeking on about cacáo’s “love compounds” found in “sultry chocolate” like the “bliss chemical” anandamide (a cannabinoid neurotransmitter released in the brain while feeling great) -- none, btw, in high enough concentrations to be aphrodisiacs by their lonesome. (Pssst, the secret to chocolate’s FXs is in their symbiosis.)

This VD tell that special someone "you're more than a little bit all right" & put your love in a tube… of chocolate toothpaste.

Theodent® harnesses the power of cacáo -- specifically the active ingredient theobromine (an alkaloid belonging to the methylxanthine class) -- to build healthy teeth. Reduced here to its pure isolate, it protects teeth against decay, hardens enamel better than fluoride, & encourages maximum re-mineralization. Thank Dr. Arman Sadeghpour at Tulane University in New Orleans for this sweetest scientific discovery.

Not only does his Theodent® promote oral hygiene, it makes the act of brushing better than a dozen roses. After a li’l dab, it'll be all lip-locked, the gateway to... well, Theodent's^® completely non-toxic which means you're free to swallow.

Muahz,
the C-spot^®