D'Arriba w/ Peanuts
by Hachez
Impact
Peanuts vs. Chocolate Death Match. If only it were close instead of a sledge hammering assault. Total lack of proportion & consideration for components. Should be taken off the market in a recall. Buy Reese’s instead.
Appearance 2.1 / 5
| Color: | blanched pale |
| Surface: | rough front; macadamized back |
| Temper: | dull |
| Snap: | extremely loud crack |
Aroma 6.4 / 10
caramelized peanuts dominate; tiny candied flower
Mouthfeel 8.2 / 15
| Texture: | hard tack |
| Melt: | gravel yard |
Flavor 19.3 / 50
salt grinder -> dry roasted peanuts -> butter choke point -> screeching bitter -> obcsure berry somehow sneaks thru -> goes away talc
Quality 3.8 / 20
Gunking the lily in a barrel of nuts & a vat of fat. Arriba’s usual flower just wiped & effaced.