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Blackberry & Nibs

by Hachez
Info Details
Country Germany   
Type Flavored   (Fruits; Dark 77% w/ Nibs)
Strain Hybrid   (some Nacional)
Source Ecuador   
Flavor Fruits & Flowers   
Style Industrial      
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Smells & tastes like pedophilia
Appearance   3.8 / 5
Color: eerily awesome blood red ‘n brown
Surface: scratched & pitted
Temper: semi-dull
Snap: menacing low-pitch; surprisingly clean edge considering the additives
Aroma   9.4 / 10
California luv... candy & pre-teen perfume: Rainbow Skittles action (tart berries & lemon twist + artificial daisies) fumigate a flattened chocolate
Mouthfeel   12.1 / 15
Texture: nibby crunch
Melt: fast & even
Flavor   -- / 50
sugar candy -> raspberry alights, quickly brightened by lemon-added acids (just 1 among several suspicious ingredients listed) -> artificial blackberry gets the jitters & buzzes up against the walls of an odd bitter - Vicks Children’s Cough Syrupä... smoothes out some as nibs distribute thru the hospital network to neutralize gastric indigestion w/ antacids; true to Hachez fashion, chocolate never really rises but looms then crashes in a cocoa butter landing
Quality   8.4 / 20
In its naturally optimized state, Ecuadorian Nacional comes with resident blackberry notes on board. Operating under the maxim ‘if some is good, more must be better’ (can’t get enough of that good stuff), Hachez just houses it with more laboratory flavor, a symptom of an era that no longer lives in the moment now that PDAs, IM, txt.msg, sexual robots, & other peripherals are taking over. Still, compared to Hachez’s other flavored catastrophes, this is merely a disaster.

  

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