Creole
by VosgesImpact
Appearance 3.2 / 5
Color: | slaty (dark grayish blue) |
Surface: | splotchy whey-faced schlub; divets & pebbled backing w/ a cliché inscription "Inspire the People Around You" (if only Vosges would be inspired to produce good work) |
Temper: | dull |
Snap: | powerfully strong envelope; excellent |
Aroma 7.4 / 10
portentious: stale coffee grounds & paraffin overlay corn, cocoa, & copra; wood beneath
Mouthfeel 9.7 / 15
Texture: | creeping chitinous things |
Melt: | rough 'n coming |
Flavor 18.6 / 50
ADSR
Attack - goes for the throat w/ old dried-out coffee
Decay - dead cocoa -> fecal refuse (the aroma is the speculum) takes on everything - the dog w/ the fleas
Sustain - inedible scrap heap / strewn garbage -> nibs further aggravate, creating a choke point... stalls & stretches
Release - aggressively dirty tannins flatten everything at the back -> coffee grinds stuck in the throat for days
Attack - goes for the throat w/ old dried-out coffee
Decay - dead cocoa -> fecal refuse (the aroma is the speculum) takes on everything - the dog w/ the fleas
Sustain - inedible scrap heap / strewn garbage -> nibs further aggravate, creating a choke point... stalls & stretches
Release - aggressively dirty tannins flatten everything at the back -> coffee grinds stuck in the throat for days
Quality 5.8 / 20
Brooding melancholy thanks to inferior ingredients. Vosges really scraping the bottom of the toilet under the ethos 'any old crap will do'. Confirming once again it's all in the packaging & messaging for them. "Creole", "New Orleans style", & "chicory" appear on the label as marketing seductors (pseudo-exoticism for quasi-eroticism), the last having little to do in the flavor scheme other than to make what's already murky all the more blurry. A farcical Bayou jamboree.