Chocolate Bar
Impact
A name & some merchandise... but a clever name & savvy merchandising. Carries thin line of chocolates from pump ‘n dump specialists (Jacques Torres & Garrison Confections), in addition to pastries like predictable pain au chocolat, plus beverages. And, oh, those T-shirts...
Presentation 4.8 / 5
official looking, White House-style insignia; in other words, propaganda
Aromas 2.3 / 5
sugar retarded
Textures/Melt 7.4 / 10
| Shells: | variable |
| Centers: | variable |
Flavor 31.9 / 50
misses wide w/ flat & limited selection of middling suppliers
Quality 19.6 / 30
Outsourced
Selections
| Couverture: | generic |
Retro Caramel Apple – retrograde reflux reaction... spit me up Scottie; medicinally liquefied apple sauce from a sickened Johnny Appleseed
. 6.15 Retro Key Lime Pie – unlike the Milk Chocolate Retro Apple Caramel, this dark has little filling; hence spared of any Jacques Torres-like affront; a decently good chocolate pie
; 8.06 Chocolate Bar Chai- drinking chocolate; the look: tea or potpourri?; the nose: damp forest as light as an Asian butterfly; taste: slight peppered mint, cinna-money water bucket.
. 6.15 Retro Key Lime Pie – unlike the Milk Chocolate Retro Apple Caramel, this dark has little filling; hence spared of any Jacques Torres-like affront; a decently good chocolate pie
; 8.06 Chocolate Bar Chai- drinking chocolate; the look: tea or potpourri?; the nose: damp forest as light as an Asian butterfly; taste: slight peppered mint, cinna-money water bucket.