Rose City
Impact
Rated ‘K’ for kindergarten, & that’s the tummy rub: good in a bad way that a grade-B movie, PG-8 or 9, is absorbing.
Presentation 2.1 / 5
toasted bread right from the bakery oven
Aromas 4.5 / 5
toasted bread right from the bakery oven
Textures/Melt 5.1 / 10
| Shells: | thick |
| Centers: | whipped stiff |
Flavor 19.7 / 50
sugar ‘n cream pump
Quality 6.3 / 30
Mass-produced spackle
Selections
| Couverture: | Callebaut |
Chocolate Ganache – dark piece from African bean stock; poor selection, overly roasted, coffee-inflected sludge
Hazelnut Cream – Dark-on-Milk; weak, Dutched cocoa / non-descript filberts
Caramel – flow oozy gun of butterscotch syrup shot into vanilla milkshake w/ salt; cinemuck right off the theater floor
Coffee Cup – 1/2 lb sugar, 1/2 dozen creamers, 1/2 drop coffee; good shiz
Hazelnut Cream – Dark-on-Milk; weak, Dutched cocoa / non-descript filberts
Caramel – flow oozy gun of butterscotch syrup shot into vanilla milkshake w/ salt; cinemuck right off the theater floor
Coffee Cup – 1/2 lb sugar, 1/2 dozen creamers, 1/2 drop coffee; good shiz