Masaya
by Agencove
Impact
The whiff reminisces a filthy, nasty, even raunchy barn on a farm.
The taste — The Sun-Kissed™ Raisin Maid.
Yep, an ugly duckling that swans out like that.
The taste — The Sun-Kissed™ Raisin Maid.
Yep, an ugly duckling that swans out like that.
Appearance 4.7 / 5
| Color: | Darth Polychrome |
| Surface: | spotless |
| Temper: | semi-flat |
| Snap: | dainty / demure |
Aroma 7.5 / 10
filthy from pig snout to horsetail
perineum sweat glands
add saffron ’n hay, ox musk, leather harnesses
perineum sweat glands
add saffron ’n hay, ox musk, leather harnesses
Mouthfeel 12.6 / 15
| Texture: | humpty-clumpty |
| Melt: | even-pulsed metronome |
Flavor 43.2 / 50
screaming / streaming fat raisin -> Raisinettes™ -> grape skin (very phenolic) -> drop of blackstrap -> rubber -> slight mounting acidity toward red currant to a Cab(ernet) ending -> cocoa substrate in the aft-linger
Quality 15.8 / 20
Way out on a limb… errr, vine (grapevine), with almost nothing beneath but upward vertical mining — the grape in its many guises (fresh; dried; crushed; distilled; etc.). Ergo, paradoxically unidimensional.
Perfect for those fangrrrls of The Sun-Kissed™ Raisin Maid.
Reviewed June, 2022
Perfect for those fangrrrls of The Sun-Kissed™ Raisin Maid.
Reviewed June, 2022